my nickname in middle school was “who?”
can people stop reblogging this with their actual nicknames in middle school because i swear to you i really don’t give a shit
*president voice* 1 2 3 4 i declare a nuclear war
"We’re preparing you for the real world"
I don’t meant to alarm you but
the real world has calculators
i remember until i was ten, i spelt ‘satin’ like ‘satan’ and i went to a christian school and they called my parents because i wrote ‘satan is soft like a bunny’ and they wanted the priest to talk to me
Satan is glad you appreciate the effort.
Satan uses Garnier Fructis to lock in moisture.
I JUST LOST MY SHIT
what i planned to do this summer
- paint and make art
- hang out with friends
what i actually did
- ruined every friendship i have